latenightseth:

It was a bad scene at the Cheesecake Factory.

(via rmhb)

“She stayed still. I could feel her nervous breath. For minutes, for as long as it took the Bradys to steal the key and unlock themselves in the ghost-town jail, she lay there, stock-still with my penis in her mouth, and I sat there, waiting.”
— John Green, Looking for Alaska (via such-harmonious-madness)

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